[大哭] 我的冰棒掉到馬桶裡了QAQ
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今天媽媽下班回家 帶了一大盒冰棒回來
裡面大都是紅紅或土土的顏色 都是我不喜歡的紅豆 花生口味
突然我發現裡面有唯一一支黃色的 上面還有黑色一粒一粒的
看起來超好吃的百香果口味
我就不假思索拿起來了
幹 真的超好吃
酸酸甜甜的 雖然沒談過戀愛
可是我也知道這就是戀愛的味道
還吃不到一半 剛才可能喝太多水了突然想尿尿
我就很理所當然地邊啃冰棒邊走進廁所
因為是夏天所以我很理所當然的光著上身只穿一件四角褲
一邊解放一邊想著 如果這時候冰掉進馬桶就好笑了
結果就在我把頭抬高準備咬下剩下一半的冰時
我看到冰靠著木棍的邊緣開始滑動
掉下來彈到我嘴唇
滑過我的肚子 (冰冰涼涼的
掉進去了
掉進去了
掉進去了 QAQ
唯一一支剩一半的百香果冰棒就這樣掉到馬桶裡了
而且吃起來還有尿味 QAQ
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