[大哭] 理解力差真的很不好
手機排版請見諒!
今天晚餐後,我跟我妹從麵店出來,
延續著我們在吃飯時的話題。
話題的起源是:我的同事跟我說公司某某男同事可能喜歡我
我跟我妹飯後在路上討論這個可能性,
我個人覺得不可能,
就算是真的的話也應該是因為公司裡只有我跟他年紀最相仿,
自作聰明的我就找了一句俗諺來形容,
我:「所以說他喜歡的我應該是母豬賽貂蟬的感覺。」
妹:「哦~原來如此。」
走著走著,過了一分鐘。
妹:「所以那個男的是豬?」
我聽到差點沒翻白眼,我妹原來根本沒理解到那句話的意思,
於是我就停下來,
很兇地對我妹說:「不是!我才是母豬!!!」
語畢,發現自己施鹽了。
走在我後面的人好像在笑我...
◢▆▅▄▃ 崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰 ▃▄▅▆◣
我不是母豬啦!我恨理解力太差的我妹!!!
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哈哈哈對啊我幹嘛這樣說自己
只是想加強那男同事不是喜歡我這個人的推測XDDD
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※ 編輯: seungriseyo (36.224.59.70), 06/18/2016 21:52:12
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