[聽錯] 各種考英文聽寫的神奇句子
小女子我在當助教教英文
學生年齡為大一嫩嫩小新生
商科到工科都有
想當然呢 有的人數學好到嚇嚇叫 英文則是慘不忍睹
最近到了大學的期末考
英文實習為英聽測驗:聽對話寫ABCD這還算簡單der
最難的大概就是聽寫一整句英文句子
尤其工科的學生讓我改考卷不停的憋笑練腹肌
例如:
I always make a reservation before I take a trip.
學生版本:
I always make a reservation before I take a chip.
現在吃洋芋片都要這麼盛大先訂位就是了......(嚼嚼)
例如:
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk food.
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk food.
(我的哥哥體重過重因為他吃太多垃圾食物)
學生版本:
My brother is overweight because he eats too much drunk food.
(我的哥哥體重過重因為他吃太多酒醉的食物)
(哥哥OS:現在是說我啤酒肚的意思嗎ˋˊ)
或是...jump food
(食物食物你別跳 我要吃你~~呃....跳跳糖的概念?)
還有讓我噴淚的:
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk foot.
My brother is overweight because he eats too much junk foot.
不是吧?我是廢腳?廢角? 對我選角有問題嗎??嗯?
再來讓我驚豔的是:
正解:Some people travel to explore and discover new things.
(有些人旅行是為了探索和發現新事物)
噴飯版本:Some people travel to explode.........
(有些人旅行是為了爆炸...)
去年的學生,也是工科,
例如:In many western countries,
it is polite to kiss each other on the cheek.
(在許多西方國家,親吻對方臉頰是件禮貌的事)
汗顏版本:In many western countries,
it is polite to kiss each other on the chest.
(在許多西方國家,親吻對方胸膛是件禮貌的事情)
.....咳咳同學,那老師先走一步惹喔~~六塊肌我來啦~~ (?
最後,昨天期中一張考卷,很多同學為了寫完可以回去猜字
會先做記號或是寫個大概的英文,
這位可愛的奇葩讓我練出11字線
正解:He took a day off because he is going to a job fair.
正解:He took a day off because he is going to a job fair.
(他請假一天因為他要去就業博覽會)
同學:He took a day off because he is going to a 加菲貓.
同學?!?!同學!?!?你還好嗎??
為什麼這麼可愛ㄋ!!!!!!!請指點加菲貓怎麼去!!!
實在是族繁不及備載,我的腦袋只能記得這些了,
這些可愛的同學們,只能說創意無限啊XDDDDD
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※ 編輯: davinagirls (36.227.174.55), 06/09/2016 22:27:35
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超有創意哈哈哈 考試前我叫他們不會就盡量寫 努力猜
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(擊掌)當下有想到
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XDDDD 他會害羞
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-///- 學生會阻止你的
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這是創意可愛欸 為什麼覺得我在取笑呢!
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真Der...
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對!電機系英文不錯欸
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聽寫啦XDDD 要照寫才有分
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你9開 我學生都知道好嗎><
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Typo啦哈哈 謝謝 已改~
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這是真的...學英文要用太多策略了
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太專業的後果XD
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對! 比起完全空白的,這樣真的是努力後的...小笑點XD
※ 編輯: davinagirls (114.136.6.193), 06/11/2016 00:30:27
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