[大哭] 被空姐戳破玻璃心
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前天從國外搭機返回台灣
搭的是某航空公司的無嘴貓班機
機上都是無嘴貓各種logo
一如往常的上機就開啟周公模式
睡到一半,突然膝蓋傳來一陣劇痛
原來是被空姐的餐車撞到膝蓋,而且撞好撞滿
(我以前也是一個冒險者,直到膝蓋中了一擊....
然而他本人也沒發現
不過他旁邊的同事注意到我手壓著膝蓋
馬上跑來問我是不會被推車撞到,我說是
他急忙表示歉意後就跑到機艙內拿了冰塊給我冰敷
膝蓋也真的是痛到不行,只差沒大叫一聲幹
過了大概二十分鐘
來了一位一臉精明幹練的空姐拿了一袋東西給我
然後說 :
先生我知道 "你一定還沒結婚"
這個袋kitty貓的周邊給你當賠禮,你可以送給親戚或同事
這些東西以後都不會再出了,有些人會很喜歡收藏的
你就帶回去吧
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乾~~~雖然小魯我單身26年是事實
但是大姐你講這麼直接魯蛇我玻璃心都碎滿地惹
喔對了
後來看了一下袋子內
有一堆撲克牌,購物袋,還有餐具跟毛巾
給我這個賠禮真心沒捨卵用....
沒對象送啊幹!!!
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