[無言] 這船什麼時候開呀
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這個故事是前幾天發生在我姊姊身上的 ,
前幾天, 我的姊姊與姊夫兩人到斐濟去渡假,
有一天當他們在等船來接他們倆準備去其他小島玩 ,
正當他們倆很守規矩的排在碼頭等待上船時,
後面出現了幾位中國大媽, 一邊討論著這船什麼時候會開一邊快速地穿越人群插隊,
後來其中一位大媽走向了一位斐濟船夫,
'' hello hello 這船什麼時候開呀 ? ''
斐濟船夫一臉疑惑的看著他 ,
大媽眼看斐濟船夫聽不等中文, 又看似沒有人可以幫他翻譯 ,
'' excuse me excuse me ''
哇嗚原來會講英文啊 , 我們都太小看這位大媽了真是深藏不露啊 ,
'' 遮船呀 奢某似吼開亞 ? ''
媽呀差點噴笑 , 斐濟船夫當然還是沒有反應 ,
沒想到大媽竟然會過頭對的大媽群說,
'' 哎呀 斐濟人聽不懂英文拉 ''
'' 哎呀 斐濟人聽不懂英文拉 ''
'' 哎呀 斐濟人聽不懂英文拉 ''
有沒有加個excuse me 整段話就變英文的掛?
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