[大哭]不小心成為經紀人了
大給厚,笨版首po
對話中的被害人是我工作的聯絡窗口
說她天然呆,但其實也滿聰明的
為了測試她的極限到那
有次就app她(以下開始)
http://i.imgur.com/zo1gZ8x.jpg
起因是她在FB po了自嘲的假笑照
於是我跟她說要幫她取藝名
鄉民一定知道John cena是誰
我一見被害人還不知道就繼續拐下去
http://i.imgur.com/hWbdJWI.jpg
沒想到她卻一直問我
為何是姜?
為何是熙?
為何是娜?
好在本人反應相當快,秒回覆
http://i.imgur.com/8uD9VIf.jpg
沒想到果然上勾!
因為認識很久了。。。所以知道她暗爽
這時就要讓她從天堂掉掉地獄了!
http://i.imgur.com/nohrRe2.jpg
於是跟她說了姜熙娜的由來
沒想到。。。。
她就不回我了
她不回我了
不回我了
不過後半推半就下(咦?)
她讓我成立了姜熙娜粉絲團XXXD
http://i.imgur.com/8X6fOEF.jpg
是她本人沒錯呦。。。正妹一枚!
但爆點是今天早上
http://i.imgur.com/5TNRbtp.jpg
又問我為何姓姜!!!!!!!
我不是說明了嗎!!!!!!!
只好繼續拐下去
所以是天然呆嗎?
http://i.imgur.com/wOGLVLd.jpg
現在身為她的經紀人。。。
只好希望她的粉絲團爆紅了
各位請找姜熙娜!
https://m.facebook.com/iamjiancena/
笨點就是,我沒事幹嘛變成經紀人呀
萬一比我自己的粉絲團還高怎麼辦!
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分好哩,感謝提醒
※ 編輯: iluvmilk (27.245.30.16), 04/26/2016 10:36:23
※ 編輯: iluvmilk (27.245.30.16), 04/26/2016 10:37:03
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沒捏....我倆是清白的
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別這樣。。。
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我履行我經紀人的任務啦
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姜熙娜~當當當&
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哈哈感恩
※ 編輯: iluvmilk (27.245.30.16), 04/26/2016 12:29:11
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