[無言] 小兄弟 牙齒要看緊呀
上週到北京出差,
超級糗的蠢事竟發生在自己身上....
月黑風高的夜晚,結束一天忙碌的行程,盥洗時間,牙線使用不當,導致根管治療之陶瓷
牙套鬆脫,暫置於洗手台上,隔日行程匆忙,竟忘記帶走。無奈價值不菲,必須取回。
客房部您好
我:小姐不好意思,我有東西忘了帶2212房
服務員:啥東西
我:我的..............
服務員:啥?
我:我的.............牙齒..........忘了拿
服務員:啥?牙齒(大聲)?
我:是的,牙齒(鎮定)
服務員:是假牙嗎?長什麼樣子幫你找找?(忍笑)
我:也不算是假牙,一顆,白色的,放在洗手台上
服務員:那個誰,這裏有個客人,說他掉了一顆牙齒,你快去幫他找找。小兄弟有了,幫
你放櫃檯,晚點就可以來拿了。
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計程車在門口等我,快速進入大廳,看到大排長龍的櫃檯,心想慘了。
我:小姐不好意思....(排隊人士瞪我一眼)
我:小姐,不好意思,我早上有來電,我有遺失東西,不知是否在這領取?
櫃檯:啥東西?(頭低低)
我:............牙齒(小聲)
櫃檯:啥?你可以說大聲一點嗎?聽不見
我:牙齒
排隊人員竊竊私語,一起看向我
櫃檯:牙齒?牙齒?牙齒?(重複)我這沒牙齒啊?
我:早上來電,房務有幫我收起來,他說放在櫃檯,可以幫我問問嗎?
櫃檯:(超大聲)這小兄弟,牙齒掉了,有人知道在哪裡嗎?
所有人停下工作,大廳鴉雀無聲
櫃檯對面服務台:啊!你就是牙齒掉那位先生嗎?請稍等喔,我們幫你把牙齒放在保險箱
中(WTF) ,這裏簽個名,即可領回您的牙齒。
妹子看著我笑笑地說:這牙 挺可愛的
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※ 編輯: echogoodoh (223.137.206.8), 04/21/2016 10:37:43
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※ 編輯: echogoodoh (122.116.92.83), 04/21/2016 15:26:56
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牙齒裸照樣子有點驚悚,我就沒特別拍,也是怕你們看了牙齒,跟妹子一樣愛上
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※ 編輯: echogoodoh (122.116.92.83), 04/21/2016 18:50:26
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樓上好眼力
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