X交是什麼? (微西斯)
昨天晚上吃飯時,妹妹跟我說她考試有一題不會寫
因為她不知道乳交是什麼... (未滿18歲和清純的孩子請別GOOGLE)
考完後問旁邊的同學 對方很尷尬的跟她解釋 才大概明白
妹妹說希望下次老師如果出這種題目的時候 可以描敘一下行為人是怎麼做
聽到這我差點把海帶吸到鼻子裡
5樓你說說 我要教教她嗎?
(同場加映)
幾年前 我們一起做心理測驗
有一題題目大概是說:一對男女正在炒飯,女生突然停一來,請問發生以下哪件事?
A:有人按電鈴
B:男生叫錯名字
C和D選項我忘了
我妹選A 我選B 問她問什麼選A 她說因為要去開門啊 反問我為什麼選B
我:被叫錯名字通常都會生氣吧!
妹:??? 不小心叫錯 有必要那麼生氣?
我:等等 你知道炒飯是什麼嗎?
妹:不就是做飯?
我:. . . . . .
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