[大哭] 關鬧鐘的方法
第一次和男友長途旅行
在飯店過夜時
本人睡在牆側,而男友睡在外側
設定好隔天早上的鬧鐘放在床外側旁的桌上
兩人在燈光全暗的房間裡沉沉睡去
隔天一早
鬧鐘勤奮地工作
兩人也醒了
踢了男友暗示他下床關鬧鐘
而自己準備再賴床一下
只見男友下了床後不斷地在床邊來回走動
無奈地望著他的身影
希望他趕快把鬧鐘關掉讓我再睡個五分鐘
只見他彷彿鎖定了目標向我走來
兩人四目相交了幾秒
一隻手便從我頭上重重落下
清脆的響聲、堅硬的手感讓男友徹底醒了
接著房間裡充斥著鬧鐘聲、哀嚎聲及道歉聲
原來這就是所謂關鬧鐘的方法!
之後男友的解釋是
我的位置是他鬧鐘平時擺放的位置
那...那幾秒的四目相交是看到了什麼?(抖)
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