[健忘] 這個變態是好人...
剛剛肚子好餓打電話訂了外送,
好不容易等到外送到達收到晚餐也付完錢正準備關門吃飯的時候,
外送員突然往前一步擋在門前跟我說:「女孩,等一下!妳好美麗,我想送妳一個禮物。
」
我整個大驚,想說這個人是發生什麼事,而且他踩在門框上,我沒辦法關門。想要大叫有
變態但是我的隔壁是空屋,叫了也沒用......
外送員又說:「不要緊張,我是好人,乖,把手伸出來!」
我問他要幹什麼,他笑一笑又堅持要我把手伸出來。在心裡翻了無數個白眼並告訴自己下
次再也不能懶惰叫外送之後,我把手朝他伸過去。
「好白嫩的手啊!真美!」他把他的手掌覆在我的之上,同時湊到我耳邊小聲的說著:「
美麗的女孩,妳一個人住吧~希望妳喜歡我送的禮物」說完他就轉身下樓了。
留下我一個人愣在門口,過幾秒才發現手上多了一個東西......
那是我家的鑰匙啊!!
原來才20幾歲的我已經跟我那個每天找鑰匙結果鑰匙插在門上的阿嬤一樣了...
真的很感謝這個外送員,雖然他是外國人不會看ptt,但還是要跟他說謝謝。然後大家回
家後記得開完門要拔鑰匙啊!!
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※ 編輯: ilovepeabody (109.252.5.50), 03/29/2016 00:02:08
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