[眼殘] .....我恨你,哆啦A夢。
之前超商有出過哆啦A夢的風扇,
http://i.imgur.com/9oBUk6N.jpg
就是這個。
我媽一直都跟家裡附近的超商店員很好,
她看到這個覺得很可愛,那時候她常常集點去換,
但苦於每個樣式都換到了只差圖片裡的粉紅色怎麼換都換不到,
就拜託店員可不可以讓她用其他顏色換成粉紅色的。
過了幾天之後,我們家晚上正好要出去吃飯,
她很高興的拉我到超商,跟店員換了一個粉紅色的哆啦A夢,
我也很替她開心的拿著這個準備把電池裝進去,
但因為天太黑了什麼都看不到,裝了好久都裝不進去,
我一不小心手殘把電池掉在地上,
我馬上蹲下來把它撿了起來,
握了它幾秒發現好像有點不大對勁,
我又湊近我手上的東西仔細一瞧。
居然是狗大便!!!!!
是一條已經乾掉長長的狗大便!!!!
我這輩子看到大便都要繞道而行,
連多看一眼都覺得有點噁心,
結果我現在手上竟然握著一條狗大便!!!
我二話不說直接把狗大便往地上一扔,
想假裝什麼事情也沒發生,
我媽突然問我:「妹妹,妳剛剛是撿了狗屎嗎?」
幹,那不是狗屎,是我已經碎光的玻璃心,
我家人就狂嘲笑我完全沒有要遞給我濕紙巾的意思,
後來上樓我拿著沐浴乳在浴室狂搓快半個小時。
從此以後,我再也不正眼瞧任何哆啦A夢。
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