[無言] 奶奶的神奇蔬果汁爆炸了
今天跟朋友們聊天,發現很多人小時候都有一個恐怖的體驗,就是奶奶的神奇蔬果汁,不管什麼東西都放到果汁機裡打碎就對了,我還看過我奶奶把昨天晚上沒吃完的肯德基,把肉剝下來丟進去一起打。這時候奶奶拿著這一杯靠近你,跟你說一句:『喝掉,很健康。』這根本是很多人童年共通的夢魘。
讓我想到國中時某天上地理課,忽然班上一聲很大的爆炸聲,第一排有位同學的桌子往前倒在講台上,地理老師整個嚇到跳起來。頓時班上瞬間瀰漫一股酒的發酵味道。
後來才知道第一排那個同學每天奶奶都會打神奇蔬果汁裝在寶特瓶給他帶來學校,但他都不喝,全部塞在桌子抽屜裡,可能因為天氣熱,蔬果汁發酵,沖破了寶特瓶,把整個桌子頂到往前倒了。
國中同學很多都忘記了名字,但只有他在畢業紀念冊上有個永遠都不會被忘記的綽號-炸彈魔。
笨版首PO,因為這個回憶回想起實在太過有趣,所以想分享XD
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