[無言] 被當場打臉的燦坤店員
這是數年前的事情
這個故事關於一個...我忘記是來店禮還是會員禮,總之是一個有關禮物的故事
這就是禮物本身
抱歉因為用太久了有歷史的痕跡,所以我聘請英雄幫忙擋一下
http://imgur.com/Ez2R8W6
這是一個玻璃材質的...那個叫甚麼?墊子?就是很燙的東西要先墊在下面,杯子叫做杯墊
這個那麼大我不知道怎麼稱呼?應該是隔熱墊吧?
不知道是太熱銷還是太滯銷,總之店員使出渾身解數要推銷這樣東西
店員:這個超耐熱的!!我超推薦
身為一個破壞神,我強烈堅持玻璃製的東西要對我展開AT立場,切勿靠近
我:不要,這很容易破=_=
店員:不會!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!這是強化玻璃!!不會破的!!!
店員先生...強化玻璃還是玻璃,就像乞丐中的霸主還是乞丐,玻璃中的霸主強化玻璃還
是玻璃
店員:這東西摔不破,真的很棒!我真心推薦!而且他有兩種顏色!有橘色跟綠色
我真心懷疑你應該有業績壓力...為什麼一定要我拿這個 =皿=
店員:他真的不會破,就算掉在地上也沒事!我示範給你看!!
此時我真的覺得不對勁了....
我:痾...我覺得不用試...
老媽:對呀不用啦!(害怕)
店員無視我們的忠告,躍躍欲試,做好姿勢,把玻璃隔熱墊舉高
用力一摔!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
想當然耳
隔熱墊
石破天驚
的
破了......................
隔熱墊當下粉身碎骨,店員呆愣在原地久久不能自已,我想他到剛剛都對於這個墊子不會
破,是堅信不移的
其餘店員整個笑彎腰
最後,為了撫平他的玻璃心...我們拿了兩個回家
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說真的,打哪可以看到這種秀....囧
我願意領兩個隔熱墊回家的!
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反正是來店禮...也沒有要你花錢@@
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珍惜水資源!
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最崩潰的是他要負責掃...
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