[聽錯] 所以你要擠痔瘡嗎
就在剛剛
為了明天的約會所以多做幾個扭腰版仰臥起坐
然後
我:媽 我是少女可是我有大肚子
媽:那你要擠痔瘡嗎
我:擠...擠痔瘡?
然後媽丟了罐東西過來
哎呀,原來是緊緻霜啊
還以為要擠痔瘡呢
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可是脫光光就被發現了(左轉西斯
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其實我沒有真的肥啦哈哈 大約廣告講的三個手掌可以繞過腰 再多一點點
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※ 編輯: morallyEma (101.139.92.175), 03/12/2016 11:13:41
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