[童年] 為什麼大家都在我出聲的那一刻安靜下來
這要說到小弟國中的經歷了
相信大家都有經歷過結業式時,考完試那種想趕快回家放鬆,卻還要聽台上主任
之類喇迪賽的窘境
那天剛好是國中結業式,七到九年級在大禮堂鬧哄哄的
學務處一個組長就在台上維持大家秩序
一開始小弟所在的年級表現不錯,有望被組長先放人
沒想到組長不知道為什麼遲遲沒放人
到後來我們八年級耐心被磨掉了,秩序開始被七年級反超,九年級也開始起異音
於是組長就半擺威嚴的說:
剛剛七年級的表現不錯,八年級的你們動甚麼動?
那時國中忘記哪個教材的數學課本,練習題的小標題叫"動動腦"
白目的我就笑著跟同學說:
動動腦阿~~
沒想到在我講話的瞬間,不知道為什麼小禮堂是瞬間安靜很多的,所以我的聲音就無限放
大了。。。。。。放大到組長的目光瞬間盯著我看
"很好~~剛剛那個同學,你站起來!!!!"
我就靦腆地站了起來
"其他同學,組長在此宣布結業式結束。你,跟我到學務處"
想當然舉校歡騰,無數離開同學握著我的手潸然淚下,您真偉大辛苦了保重不絕於耳
心裡罵罵咧咧的我只能摸摸鼻子跟著組長到學務處做愛心服務,晚了兩個小時才回家。。
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