[大哭] 我對不起你
事情是發生在我一個患有先天性心臟病及嚴重氣喘的哥哥身上。
他今晚從和狗激烈地玩了一下後就突然心絞痛,雖然有即時給藥,但一直到睡前狀況都很
不好,躺在床上休息仍然喘不過氣跟心絞痛,喘到後來突然抓著陪在他身旁的交往對象開
始大哭。
哥:「對不起……對不起……(邊哭邊喘邊心絞痛)」
對方:「怎麼啦?會沒事的。(拍拍安撫)」
哥:「對不起……我亂花錢了……我玩手遊課金課了1200,我覺得良心好不安,我把錢花
掉了……(持續大哭)」
於是我和哥哥的交往對象剎那間恍然大悟,原來他今晚會這麼突然地嚴重發作是因為心理
壓力太大而影響生理,差點要送急診,但理由卻是
他課金課了1200……
他課金課了1200……
他課金課了1200……
後來哥哥的交往對象無奈地表示那1200就當作情人節禮物吧,而且如果因此送急診什麼的
都不只花1200了……
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不知不覺中這篇文就被推爆了,還有版友幫忙小說化了,為了感謝大家的愛戴,小妹在此
附上自己及不具名大手寫的小說化版本給大家。
我的:
http://i.imgur.com/ahsuEgQ.jpg
謝謝大家(鞠躬)
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