[無言] 我的鳥鳥比較大
年初三,帶兒子回鄉下奶奶家
大姐也帶他兩個小孩回去
大姪兒-小二
小姪女-小ㄧ
我兒子-2個月
是這樣的,小朋友看到比自己小的弟弟妹妹都很高興
換尿布,推出去散步,餵奶都喜歡在旁邊看或跟在一旁
恰時我在換尿布,姪兒在一邊
房間就我們三個人
把兒子的尿布脫下來後,姪兒看到弟弟的鳥鳥
姪兒:「唉ㄧㄜ~好噁心喔」
我還沒回,他又沉默了:「不行!我不能這樣說話!因為我自己也有鳥鳥」
我笑了笑:「迪迪的鳥鳥大不大?」
姪兒:「大!」
我:「哈哈!那你跟弟弟的鳥鳥誰比較大?」
姪兒認真的:「我的比較大!!」
(正常人應該都會這樣問小朋友吧……我不是變態…)
但⊙_⊙⊙_⊙⊙_⊙⊙_⊙
我姪兒接下來的反應……
姪兒把他褲子脫下來:「阿姨妳看!我的很大」
我:「………………嗯…………大…………」
(轉頭回去趕快把兒子包好)
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