[大哭] 我不是在搭訕啊 (文長)
最近這幾天比較冷
然後我是男生
還是那種手腳容易冰冷體質的男生
而這故事就發生在昨晚某雞排店前
以上為故事前提
以下為正文
莫約是晚上十一點吧
看著Wird上還沒打完的作業
肚子稍微餓了
想著也該出門去覓食了吧
去很久沒去的雞排店買塊雞排
穿上了外套外出的長褲
騎上了機車
就這樣前往了雞排店
外面是寒風刺骨
而容易手腳冰冷的我
手腳也開始發起抖來
到了雞排店
與店員(女的 而且長得很可愛)蝦哈拉一下並寫上我想買的口味
不一會兒
熱騰騰的雞排已經好了
發著抖的手接過了那塊熱騰騰的雞排
店員問我:「有冷成這樣喔?」
我不知道腦袋是不是凍僵了還是怎樣
完全不經大腦的對著她說:「超冷的,不相信妳可以摸摸看我的手。」
等我說完後
我才發現
天啊
我剛剛說了什麼
居然對著女生這樣說
正當我這樣想的時候
旁邊的男店員補槍了一句
「哇塞!學到了新的把妹方法了啊,而且這方法好強。」
聽完男店員說完那句話後
我真的很想拿根湯匙挖個洞把自己埋了
我真的不是在搭訕啊
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