[無言] 歡喜接到詐騙集團電話了
小弟我是一個溫躬謙卑的老實人，
今天終於輪到我接到詐騙電話了！
一切就在我踏出我家落地窗準備去教課那片刻，
關好後門窗後，室內電話響了！
就已經要趕課的我，
又開了落地窗，拖了鞋，
心情也跟著有些浮動了。
接起電話，
我：喂？
詐騙：嗚嗚嗚嗚，快來救我...
這時我心裡沒有惶恐只有歡喜，
終於啊！
輪到我有劇情了！
用三秒整理了自己趕課情緒，
平常不說台語的我，
想用本土劇的台語塊口來跟他搬演一段，
此時心裡想著等等要說：「哩洗蝦咪郎？」
我：哩洗塞林娘？
我：哩洗塞林娘？
我：哩洗塞林娘？
不到一秒，我被掛電話了...
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