[無言] 尷尬的抓色狼經驗
各位30cm Hcup溫拿們大家好
手機排版請見諒…
小弟目前搭乘台北開往台中的公路客運途中…由於週五下班時間…國道路況走走停停…約
莫五分鐘之前…小弟被客運的煞車震醒…
側身拿手機之時…眼角餘光瞄到後排坐位一位年約六十歲的大叔“疑似”在騷擾一位年輕
女性…如圖所示…
http://i.imgur.com/wEFNJNl.jpg
也許可以幫這位阿叔辯解睡覺睡到翻過去了…但是書讀不夠的我實在無法解釋為何他的手
肘會隨著車子的前後晃動而產生左右晃動的慣性定律…而旁邊那位小姐則面有難色的不斷
往窗邊壓縮身體…
基於過去接受性別教育的所學…認為這位阿叔的行為已經構成性騷擾…由於現在是個靠證
據說話的世界…於是小弟決定只好先委屈那位小姐拍照蒐證先…
當手機照相功能打開後…為了讓這位阿叔收手不急於…小弟一個快速、猛烈、安靜的轉身
跪坐在椅子上病按下手機照相鍵…尷尬的是……手機快門聲音居然忘記關了……旁邊跟後
面的乘客因為看不到案發畫面…似乎認為我是偷拍狂…而投以異樣眼光…反之兩位當事人
居然保持騷擾與被騷擾的原狀態…
此時為了化解自身的窘境…小弟爬下座椅走到兩位當事人身旁拍了拍大叔肩膀說…先生（
裝死）…先生（繼續裝死）…這時我已經明顯感受到車上至少10雙眼睛在注視著我…旁邊
的OL大姐看我的眼光更是越來越奇怪…感覺隨時會拿根鞋起來敲我的腦袋…
尷尬指數破表的我惱羞成怒的大喊…先生…你的手頂到她 她不舒服你知不知道…阿叔立
馬張開眼睛看著我…也許是小弟正處服役階段…頭髮比較少…加上臉臭的跟頂X的油一樣
…阿叔連忙緊張的拼命跟我道歉（小姐依然維持原貌）…看到阿叔隨即恢復應有的坐姿之
後…小弟便回到坐位坐下…直到下車時全車的乘客及司機的表現就像什麼事都沒發生過…
本以為第一次遇到這種天理不容事情…可以用帥氣瀟灑又可以被受害者仰慕的方式拔刀相
助…想不到卻弄得如此尷尬…
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