[聽錯] Siri?女友?傻傻分不清...
版上各位大大安!
事情發生在前天晚上睡前~
我與閃光都習慣關燈到全暗睡眠
然後我已經躺平了想到忘了設定鬧鐘,
但新聞有說在黑暗中看手機很傷眼~然後我就想到siri好朋友 <3
(這時閃光已經在半周公狀態)
於是我就對siri說:幫我設定七點的鬧鐘(語調輕浮)
閃光一聽到我的聲音就超生氣!
並且用高八度的聲音回我:
你是神經病嗎?!沒有手不會自己設定嗎?!我都睡著了還叫醒我幫你設定?!(用吼的)
閃光一罵完就聽到siri說:好的,我已幫您設定早上七點的鬧鐘(機械語調)
閃光: ....
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嗚嗚嗚...早知道不要用這個簽名檔了...Q口Q
不過讓大家玩得開心好像也不錯啦!
對耶..閃光脾氣很大..我是官方授權工具人2.0..囧!
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