[童年] 完美主義老爸
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事發經過回到約莫十年前的某一個晚上
一如往常的我跟老爸在客廳看電視,老爸突然開口說:「欸oceann阿 你不是說你的瀏海
刺到眼睛了,爸爸來幫你修一下好不好?」
可是頭髮好不好看對於十歲的小女孩的在學生涯來說,是一件非常重要的事情啊
但我的老爸,是把完美主義發揮到淋漓盡致的那種處女座,是我世界上最信任的男人!
而且他也再三保證只修一點點,我就答應了,畢竟只修一點點是能出什麼事呢
看似專業的修剪途中,老爸不斷喃喃自語(「嗯~好像左邊比較高」、「嗯~右邊再一點
好了」),而嘴角那一抹意味不明的笑容越來越明顯...
正在感覺不對,不是說只修一點點嗎怎麼剪那麼久的時候
老爸剪完了
老媽也剛好回到家
一開門看到我就說:「哇塞oceann誰幫你剪的頭髮阿」
老爸馬上說:「媽媽你看女兒剪這樣很~漂亮吧」(一邊使眼色)
然後我就聽了一整個晚上他們夫妻倆一搭一唱的洗腦,真心相信我的新髮型是很漂亮的!
然後隔天上學我就被笑了
http://i.imgur.com/wCatlvM.jpg
「不要笑!!!!我把拔說剪這樣很漂亮!!!!!!」
就這樣秉持著心中對於老爸像山一樣的信任,我擊敗了我人生中唯一一次的校園霸凌!(
誤)
不過老爸也沒再說過想幫我剪瀏海就是了
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我已經跟小時候長得夠不像了
希望認識的不要來相認拜託啊啊啊
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