[無言] 我無厘頭的室友
對於我無言的室友,常常被她的對話氣結
舉例一,
某日我跟她開車直衝墾丁
到了墾丁開始找民宿
我:請問還有房間嗎??
民宿老板娘:還有一間沒有窗戶的房間2000元,要嗎?
我看了我室友一眼
室友看著老板娘
說『那有陽台嗎??』
老板娘當下傻眼
舉例二:
某日開車經過路邊停車臨檢
我問她:你知道這個時候要做什麼嗎?
她回我:要給警察看我的護士服
舉例三:
某日我有看旅遊套票時,
我:某家飯店一天2000元,加一人加500元
她:為什麼?
我心裡正想加人付費很奇怪嗎?
她又問了:有分嘉義市,還是嘉義縣嗎?
加一人!嘉義人!傻傻分不清
諸如此類,每天上演,每每讓我好氣又好笑呀
附註:其實我跟她也都是“嘉義人”
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