[眼殘] 草莓口味的牙膏
是這樣的
一天回老家鄉下時
早晨起床 阿嬤叫我吃早餐
於是,我就迷迷糊糊的晃到浴室
拿起一條沒見過的粉紅色新牙膏
(我家很鄉下,只會出現過全聯的黑人牙膏)
而且那條新牙膏全部都是英文 感覺很潮 是進口貨 一看就不菲
如圖
http://i.imgur.com/29yrRbX.jpg
我不疑有他 立刻擠出來
哇!果然是粉嫩的粉紅色!
我心想終於有人要買草莓口味的牙膏了
我肖想很久了...
當我快樂的刷牙時,越刷越不對......
怎麼沒味道 而且...沒泡泡...
奇怪...刷不動了...
而且怎麼黏在我牙齒上啊啊啊啊啊!!
我瘋狂漱口幾萬次粉紅色還是死命黏在牙齒上.........
我慌張了
跑出去求救
媽:「夭壽!黑係拰阿嬤ㄟ假牙黏著劑啦!」
http://i.imgur.com/ktnabHT.jpg
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後來我的牙齦縫縫都是粉紅色
一直硬刷 連牙刷毛都變一坨...
用牙刷柄 邊看電視 邊摳.........
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一樓:味道很塑膠 心想怎麼沒薄荷或草莓味.........
※ 編輯: fun0526 (123.192.177.29), 10/11/2015 15:39:58
5樓m大...別說我剛睡醒還沒開機了,就算是清醒的我也不知道假牙黏著劑的英文......
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Z大.........別這樣... XDDDDDD
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A大,粉紅把所有的縫都填滿了
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對啊對啊 就是很懷念草莓口味
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><什麼意思...
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Z大問了我內心深深的疑惑
(雖摳著摳著有慢慢掉)
我猜假牙如圖示點三點小點,應該很好摳
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謝謝大家的關心><齒縫之間越來越自在了
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