[無言] 果然是父子
相信各位的口袋名單中
總會有幾個是負責坦的
像是一定會被罵的玩具就說朋友A寄放的
想出去玩就召喚出品性端正的朋友B
小弟我有時候想要好好在家休息時
就會跟女朋友說在家陪爸爸
昨天連假在家
我跟我爸在客廳吃瓜子喝啤酒
突然他的電話響起
(前略)
父:什麼?你要借車?
喔喔不好意思哦、車被我兒子nurxin開走了、他去載他朋友~
!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!
什麼鬼??
我不是就在你旁邊嗑瓜子嗎???
接著老爸掛掉電話後慢條斯理的播出手機……
!!!!!!!!
靠北幹嘛打給我????
父親以眼神告訴我:接就對了…
當我接起時他馬上掛掉…
然後慢慢的說…
偽證完成…我有通知nurxin車開回來了
然後他就繼續喝起啤酒了…………
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