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大家好,我是正苦於喉嚨發炎的KKT
今天因為某些原因,想擠個廢文出來,
想來想去只想到選字文...還請將就一下...
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前幾天我太太鯉魚王傳了line給我
" 老公 今天會加班嗎? "
" 應該...不會吧。 "
" 那我煮晚餐喔~ "
" 好喔, 小(ㄒ)老(ㄌ)婆(ㄆ) "
" ............ "
幹 我是要打謝老婆...
手機選字誤我...
不過今天中午發生的事情,我發現根本不能怪手機
腦殘是不可以怪手機的。
" 老婆,午餐要吃什麼? " 我躺在床上,翻了個身。
" 家裡沒菜煮喔,要不要出去吃? "
" 不要~ 我一個人去就好,我要去外遇 "
" 我要去外遇 "
" 我要去外遇~~~ "
幹,我是要說我去外帶啊啊啊
馬上被處刑。
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那個。
今天是中秋節,但其實有很多人因為各種原因沒辦法過節
或是心情因素沒辦法享受過節的氣氛。
能不能請大家在下面留言~
" 無論如何,請繼續努力下去,中秋節快樂!!!! "
雖然可能用處不大,但希望看到的人能得到一點力量 !!!
無論推噓箭頭,我會每五樓發200p ~~~ 發到一百樓(二十份)~~
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※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1443375129.A.367.html
※ 編輯: KKTcondition (61.57.114.28), 09/28/2015 01:33:34
推
09/28 01:33, , 1F
09/28 01:33, 1F
謝謝陽光魚~~
推
09/28 01:34, , 2F
09/28 01:34, 2F
謝謝你!!
※ 編輯: KKTcondition (61.57.114.28), 09/28/2015 01:35:41
推
09/28 01:34, , 3F
09/28 01:34, 3F
謝謝!
推
09/28 01:36, , 4F
09/28 01:36, 4F
加油啊...服務業辛苦了!!
推
09/28 01:37, , 5F
09/28 01:37, 5F
================== 200p :)
※ 編輯: KKTcondition (61.57.114.28), 09/28/2015 01:38:36
推
09/28 01:41, , 6F
09/28 01:41, 6F
<3
※ 編輯: KKTcondition (61.57.114.28), 09/28/2015 01:42:13
推
09/28 01:42, , 7F
09/28 01:42, 7F
推
09/28 01:43, , 8F
09/28 01:43, 8F
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09/28 01:44, , 9F
09/28 01:44, 9F
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09/28 01:46, , 10F
09/28 01:46, 10F
==================200P
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09/28 01:46, , 11F
09/28 01:46, 11F
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09/28 01:48, , 12F
09/28 01:48, 12F
→
09/28 01:48, , 13F
09/28 01:48, 13F
不是
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09/28 01:49, , 14F
09/28 01:49, 14F
→
09/28 01:50, , 15F
09/28 01:50, 15F
==================200P
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09/28 01:50, , 16F
09/28 01:50, 16F
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09/28 01:51, , 17F
09/28 01:51, 17F
推
09/28 01:51, , 18F
09/28 01:51, 18F
謝謝你 我不會外遇的!
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09/28 01:51, , 19F
09/28 01:51, 19F
推
09/28 01:51, , 20F
09/28 01:51, 20F
==================200P
→
09/28 01:52, , 21F
09/28 01:52, 21F
賽啦!
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09/28 01:52, , 22F
09/28 01:52, 22F
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09/28 01:52, , 23F
09/28 01:52, 23F
→
09/28 01:52, , 24F
09/28 01:52, 24F
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09/28 01:52, , 25F
09/28 01:52, 25F
==================200P
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09/28 01:54, , 26F
09/28 01:54, 26F
還有 246 則推文
還有 47 段內文
推
09/29 07:20, , 273F
09/29 07:20, 273F
中秋快樂!
→
09/29 07:20, , 274F
09/29 07:20, 274F
為大家努力辛苦了 (鞠躬)
推
09/29 08:30, , 275F
09/29 08:30, 275F
雖然過了,但是中秋快樂!!
推
09/29 09:05, , 276F
09/29 09:05, 276F
中秋節快樂~~ !!
※ 編輯: KKTcondition (61.57.114.28), 09/29/2015 09:18:38
推
09/29 09:27, , 277F
09/29 09:27, 277F
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09/29 10:29, , 278F
09/29 10:29, 278F
→
09/29 10:30, , 279F
09/29 10:30, 279F
推
09/29 12:39, , 280F
09/29 12:39, 280F
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09/29 16:24, , 281F
09/29 16:24, 281F
→
09/29 16:25, , 282F
09/29 16:25, 282F
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09/29 19:03, , 283F
09/29 19:03, 283F
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09/29 19:44, , 284F
09/29 19:44, 284F
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09/29 21:24, , 285F
09/29 21:24, 285F
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09/30 00:06, , 286F
09/30 00:06, 286F
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09/30 00:40, , 287F
09/30 00:40, 287F
推
09/30 01:27, , 288F
09/30 01:27, 288F
推
09/30 02:54, , 289F
09/30 02:54, 289F
推
09/30 14:00, , 290F
09/30 14:00, 290F
推
09/30 16:26, , 291F
09/30 16:26, 291F
噓
09/30 18:49, , 292F
09/30 18:49, 292F
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09/30 20:45, , 293F
09/30 20:45, 293F
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09/30 21:14, , 294F
09/30 21:14, 294F
→
09/30 21:14, , 295F
09/30 21:14, 295F
→
09/30 21:14, , 296F
09/30 21:14, 296F
→
09/30 21:14, , 297F
09/30 21:14, 297F
→
09/30 21:14, , 298F
09/30 21:14, 298F
謝謝樓上 也謝謝大家的幫忙 :)
※ 編輯: KKTcondition (61.57.114.28), 09/30/2015 23:54:51
推
10/01 14:42, , 299F
10/01 14:42, 299F
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10/02 01:34, , 300F
10/02 01:34, 300F
推
10/02 11:56, , 301F
10/02 11:56, 301F
推
10/03 06:27, , 302F
10/03 06:27, 302F
噓
10/04 12:32, , 303F
10/04 12:32, 303F
推
10/05 00:11, , 304F
10/05 00:11, 304F
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10/11 15:49, , 305F
10/11 15:49, 305F
→
10/11 15:49, , 306F
10/11 15:49, 306F
推
10/15 04:09, , 307F
10/15 04:09, 307F