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驚魂未定的笨版首PO…如排版不好請見諒OTZ
每年中秋,我們家都會用自己的方式來烤肉,
那個方法就是,把卡式瓦斯爐放在客廳(室內)用平底鍋"煎"肉來吃
(附上卡式瓦斯爐照片:http://imgur.com/woT1wzM
)
一如往常,老媽用平底鍋烤著肉,
烤著烤著突然火自己熄了,一看發現沒瓦斯,我媽便叫老爸拿新的瓦斯罐過來
新的瓦斯罐接上卡式爐後,老爸壓下卡榫,壓緊的瓦斯罐便發出"嘶-"的洩氣聲
正當我和老媽發現不對勁的時候,老爸卻很快速的轉開火
然後火就"轟──"的在瓦斯罐和開關那裏熊熊燃燒!!
熊熊燃燒!!整個開關和接合處都在燃燒!!
我們全家三人一時之間慌了手腳,立刻跳起來,我媽反應很快拿筷子把卡榫往上扳以讓瓦
斯罐不再噴氣
但可能哪裡出問題,瓦斯還是些微的漏著所以火勢並沒有減小
我跟我媽急著要找布把火蓋住,下一秒只見老爸他反應很快的
拿起整條吐司不停往火砸
拿起整條吐司不停往火砸
拿起整條吐司不停往火砸
……當下我看著不斷噴出的吐司(開口朝外)傻在那裏,整個人都冷靜(呆滯)下來了,
老媽看到還有點反應說:「拿吐司是有什麼用啦!!!╰(〒皿〒)╯」
當然火勢絲毫沒有減弱的跡象,老爸見吐司效果不好丟著便自己往陽台逃了(逃超快)
接著瓦斯洩氣的聲音沒了,火也瞬間消失……只留下驚魂未定的三個人及撒了滿桌滿地的
吐司……
最後,我跟老媽決定用廚房的瓦斯爐結束這一餐……
(附錄:我要把瓦斯罐從卡式爐拿出來的時候,老爸還堅持要我開火繼續煮,當下只好大
罵他不要再亂搞了=皿=###
附上被我收拾好的吐司和肇事卡式爐的真相:http://imgur.com/uEEICAl
)
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