[無言] 外面的野女人
小朋友是個很可愛的生物,至少在變成小屁孩之前。
小朋友在牙牙學語的時候,臭拎呆的咬字也常常讓大人莞爾一笑。
小朋友在開始迅速增加詞彙庫的時候,可能就會有以下的狀況發生。
(先補述一下,此故事改編來自真實事件,若有雷同純屬巧合。)
朋友的小家庭是由夫妻二人 和 一個約4歲的小女孩組成。
這個小女生語言發展得很好,很會表達。
某日,爸爸媽媽打情罵俏,透露出一個名詞"外面的野女人" ,
小女孩沒問什麼,但悄悄的把名詞建檔了!!!
又某日,夫妻倆在折衣服,邊折邊在竊喜洗衣精換對了,
味道很好聞,夫妻倆都很喜歡,
小女孩也很喜歡,
此時小女孩說了:"好香喔! 是外面的野女人的味道耶!"
(完)
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