[大哭] 老師，請你不要裝可愛好嗎？
先說好
這件事絕對不是發生在我身上！
話說
幼稚園一天最重要的大事
就是發點心了 (●′ω‵●)
我朋友
如往常般端著盤子
把布丁一個一個塞到小蘿蔔頭手裡
嘴裡還自得其樂地配起了音效
[朋友]：啾啾啾啾咪咪啾啾~ 噹！噹！你的快遞送到了喔 ≧▽≦
[馬尾蘿莉]：老師，請你不要裝可愛好不好？
都這麼老了，很噁心耶！ (嫌惡
[朋友]：！！ \("▔□▔)/ (心驚
[眼鏡蘿]：喂！你這樣說很沒禮貌，要體諒老師啦...
[朋友]：(〞︶〝*) (感到溫馨
[眼鏡蘿]：老師就是因為老了，才需要裝可愛呀！
老師就是因為老了，才需要裝可愛呀！
老師就是因為老了，才需要裝可愛呀！
老師就是因為老了，才需要裝可愛呀！(迴盪
[朋友]：... (嘔血三升倒地不起
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【備註】：
●我朋友絕對不是我，因為我是教國小的。
●現在的孩子說話好直接，好誠實。 (淚奔
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