[無言] 自我毀滅的男人
(轉貼自FB)
剛剛排五十嵐,前面有對情侶耳鬢廝磨,時不時摸摸小手、捏捏耳垂,濃情密意
盡在不言中。
摸到一半,女生嬌嗔問男生:「腦公~~如果你中30億會分我多少錢?」(逼逼逼
陷阱題來了)
男生親暱捧著她的小臉:「一千萬吧。」
「一千萬!!??起碼要分我一億吧!!分我一億你還有29億欸!!」女方馬上變臉。
「每個女朋友都分一億,我還剩多少錢啊?」男方辯駁。
「每個女朋友?『每個』???」在後面默默偷聽對話的我,心中浮現無限問號。
顯然女方也注意到這句話的語病,厲聲問:「每個女朋友!?你除了我還有
其他女朋友嗎!?」
看到楚楚可憐的小倩一秒變黑山老妖,男方結巴:「呃...我...我是說每個
『前』女友...」
這時女方冷不防回頭瞪著我,質問:「小姐,你剛剛有聽到嗎?他是說『女友』
還是『前女友』?」
干我屁事啊我!我只是一個排隊買飲料的路人好嗎嗎嗎~~~我在心中吶喊,然
強裝若無其事:「不好意思,我沒注意到耶。」
女方呿了一聲,用力推男生一把,高聲罵道:「如果你說女友,就表示你劈腿!
我早就懷疑你劈腿!!如果你說前女友,那表示你現在有其他女友,我已經被
歸類成前女友!!&^%$#@*」(無論如何都是死路一條)
然後他們兩個飲料也不買了,就站在路邊大吵。連早就不知道被誰領走的虛擬
三十億都能讓一對情侶感情破滅,真是可喜可......欸不對,真是人為財死、鳥
為食亡(遠目)......
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