[無言] 學長的指診
學長被派去外校實習,
去的地方是某個偏僻的地區醫院,
那間醫院有跟當地監獄合作,
所以醫學生偶爾也會為囚犯看診。
報到第一天學長收到急診醫生指示:
「新來的那個,你去為108病房的病人做個Prostate massage (攝護腺按摩)」
學長當時也沒想那麼多,拿了手套就開門走進診間
進去一看就發現裡面站了一個充滿刺青,
身高>190 cm體重>150 kg的凶狠大漢
「主訴是什麼?」
「尿尿會痛,有點頻尿」
學長聽到後點了點頭,把桌子搬到角落,
然後請那為病人面對牆壁,雙手放在桌上,然後脫下褲子
學長:「我懷疑你有可能是攝護腺發炎,我現在必須為你做肛門指診,
按摩你的攝護腺來取一些sample做檢查」
病人突然回頭,神色依舊凶狠 : 「等等,你說甚麼!? 」
學長 (淡定): 「我說,我要把我的手指伸到你的肛門裡,
然後輕輕按摩你的攝護腺,你的陰莖會流出一些液體,
我要拿去做檢查,放輕鬆,這個檢查我常常在做」
學長說完後就把右手食指放了進去….
不知道為什麼,
按摩了半天都沒有任何結果
或許是有點手痠吧,
學長按摩到一半就很自然的.....
把左手放在病人的肩膀上……
病人這時突然跳起 (大概跳了有1公尺左右)
然後抓了褲子就往病房外逃…
留下學長一個人尷尬的在診間站著…..
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