[無言] 頂好的客人真是太棒了~
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小弟我趁著暑假沒事幹跑去應徵頂好補貨員
想說跟客人接觸的機會頂多就他們問問貨物放哪 還能出什麼問題?
例1
客:請問這兩包衛生棉差在哪?
我:ㄜ......右邊這包比較貴.....
例2
客:請問貓狗飼料放在哪?
我:貓的還狗的呢?
其實都擺在一起
客:ㄜ.....我不知道.....
例3
客:欸欸!肖年仔!這倆塊肥皂
怎麼一大一小?
接著拿另一塊比
發現其中一塊特別大
我:阿嬤!哩毯丟啊!
阿嬤就很開心結帳去
例4
客:先生!你開的頂好有沒有賣捕
鼠器?
我:有哇!
客:在哪!
我:可惜我頂好不是我開的....
例5
在補保險套時 一對情侶來買
客:先生!岡本怎麼那麼貴啊...
我:嘿啊!養小孩更貴^^
本以後最天兵的客人只出現在服務業
沒想到只是在超市補貨也能遇到...
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