[無言] 七夕的雞排
昨天是傳說中的七夕閃光節,
朋友碰上一件很……奇特的事。
以下經過原作者同意轉貼。
========================我是分隔線========================
剛剛在車上吃著雞排
陣陣香味打擾著車上的情侶們
其中一對情侶的男生過來跟我說
“先生,雞排的味道很重耶,請你下車再吃好不好?”
可能是我剛剛拔鼻毛所以滿鼻腔是鼻水
多少有點塞住
我回話的時候完全就是哭腔
“今天七夕,你們過,今天的我,只有雞排啦”
外加上我喉嚨有雞排的油卡到
所以這句話格外哽咽
反正
那個男的就愣了一下
默默走回位置上
全車沒人說話跟曬恩愛
然後 我就很爽的把雞排嗑完
嗯 只是有人下車時突然拍了我肩膀兩下
然後就下車了
完。
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"It works hard to maintain its position,
but to us it seems to glide along effortlessly.
You must do the same."
She said, her expression unchanging.
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