[恍神] 色情廣告(微西斯)

看板StupidClown作者 (黑色金瓜石)時間8年前 (2015/08/11 11:22), 8年前編輯推噓20(2006)
留言26則, 21人參與, 最新討論串1/1
前幾天在拉斯維加斯順手拿了 幾張色情廣告的小卡片放進小口袋, 晚上就直開夜車到加州,一路開了 7個小時,到了加州。 真的是又累又餓,停在路邊找了一間麥 當勞吃早餐,看到櫃檯店員精神就來 了。 店員美麗的臉龐,可鞠的笑容,消除了 我一整天的疲累,根本女神。 沉浸在與女神相遇幸福中的我 點完餐結帳的時候就 順手把整個口袋的東西掏出來 順手把整個口袋的東西掏出來 順手把整個口袋的東西掏出來放在桌上 ToT ToT -- Sent from my Android -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 45.56.43.152 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1439263377.A.9A6.html ※ 編輯: ray4104 (45.56.43.152), 08/11/2015 11:23:51

08/11 11:26, , 1F
店員表示: come on! Baby~
08/11 11:26, 1F

08/11 11:49, , 2F
店員:50 dollars an hour
08/11 11:49, 2F
我:Really?

08/11 11:52, , 3F
店員: play hard
08/11 11:52, 3F

08/11 11:59, , 4F
店員:Together~?
08/11 11:59, 4F

08/11 12:00, , 5F
店員:One night stand? No problem!
08/11 12:00, 5F

08/11 12:01, , 6F
店員: oh no~ so small
08/11 12:01, 6F

08/11 12:09, , 7F
員: OK! let's 督 it!
08/11 12:09, 7F
※ 編輯: ray4104 (45.56.43.152), 08/11/2015 12:12:00

08/11 13:32, , 8F
店員:by the way,you can do it without condom
08/11 13:32, 8F

08/11 14:41, , 9F
樓上專業
08/11 14:41, 9F

08/11 15:37, , 10F
sorry, no hot dog here
08/11 15:37, 10F

08/11 15:42, , 11F
店員:呀哈哈哈哈,come on boy, go home to mommy!
08/11 15:42, 11F

08/11 17:14, , 12F
Wanna play with me?
08/11 17:14, 12F

08/11 17:36, , 13F
[黑特]鄉民看不懂英文只好裝懂,yes,yes,yes,no,no,no
08/11 17:36, 13F

08/11 17:43, , 14F
Kids, it is for adult not you.Your dick isn't big
08/11 17:43, 14F

08/11 17:43, , 15F
enough.
08/11 17:43, 15F

08/11 18:25, , 16F
店員:play one
08/11 18:25, 16F

08/11 19:54, , 17F
推文XDDDDDD
08/11 19:54, 17F

08/11 21:31, , 18F
跟樓上同感
08/11 21:31, 18F

08/11 23:01, , 19F
推文比正文好看多了^^
08/11 23:01, 19F

08/12 02:03, , 20F
店員 If you got a big, let me search it. And find out
08/12 02:03, 20F

08/12 02:03, , 21F
how hard I gotta work ya
08/12 02:03, 21F

08/12 03:45, , 22F
店員:one night in Beijing,我留下許多情
08/12 03:45, 22F

08/12 10:58, , 23F
I like it from behind.
08/12 10:58, 23F

08/13 07:49, , 24F
店員:Let's battle!!
08/13 07:49, 24F

08/13 08:30, , 25F
哈哈哈哈哈哈
08/13 08:30, 25F

08/14 23:12, , 26F
here or to go?
08/14 23:12, 26F
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