被女兒出賣(微西斯)
事隔兩個禮拜了,現在才敢po上來,
結婚後有時候都會跟老婆開一些無聊的玩笑,
我都跟她說"我雞雞大,所以在XX妳才會那麼痛"
老婆"那是我太緊實,你明明是小雞雞"
我:"雞雞大",老婆:"雞雞小"…諸如此類很無聊的玩笑,這個的玩笑連女兒出生後有時也會開,雖然已經避免讓她聽到了。
就在幾個禮拜前跟同事約好聚餐,
因為老婆跟女兒前幾天回娘家住,所以我直接開車到聚餐附近的捷運站接她們,
一碰面後,老婆就跟我說:"剛剛妳女兒在坐捷運時失控了"
我:"嗯???"
老婆:"她在坐捷運時,突然大喊 爸爸雞雞小"
"ㄜ……."
老婆:"不過她講話有點吵靈呆,所以搞不好大家聽不懂"
當時快七點多,車上的人也不少,該慶幸我不在場嗎….-_-
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