[大哭] 鹹水雞姑掰~
晚上回家的路上突然想吃鹹水雞
就跑到家附近的夜市
在攤位前探來探去 思考要點甚麼
只見老闆認真的在旁邊切菜
老闆娘:小姐你要什麼~
我:欸~我想要四分之一個雞胸加雞翅
老闆娘:要點甚麼青菜嗎?
我:不然就點個.......蓮蓬?
老闆娘:..................是蓮藕嗎?
我:喔~對!!!奇怪 我為甚麼要講蓮蓬
老闆娘:還要什麼嗎?
忽然間 我看到個很久沒有吃的菜 立刻指著它
我:阿~~~(大聲喊) 老闆娘 我要那個!!!!!!
老闆娘:哪個!?
我:我要那個!!!!!!勃起???????
我要那個!!!!!!勃起???????
我要那個!!!!!!勃起???????
老闆娘:..............荸薺嗎.......
老闆在一旁已笑歪
我想我大概暫時都不會再去買鹹水雞了......
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