[無言] 媽媽原來你也有發摟英九......
十分鐘前,在遠方家鄉的媽媽打給我擾人
清夢,叨叨絮絮唸了一些要吃飯啦穿衣服
....等等的,還在睡夢中的我我也恩恩啊
啊敷衍的回應她,
就在此時,媽媽不知為何突然說了一句
「如果馬英九要跟你握手,
你一定要趕快逃哦~!」
「如果馬英九要跟你握手,
你一定要趕快逃哦~!」
「如果馬英九要跟你握手,
你一定要趕快逃哦~!」
原本還在迷茫的我
瞬間醒來大噴笑!!!!!
媽,怎麼你也知道死神之握啦!
(而且還列入平常的關心用語XDDD)
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