[問卷] 自選字的逆襲
有用智慧型手機的各位一定都非常熟悉自選字了吧
就像打「不」就會出現「不要」,對很懶得打字的我是非常重要的一個功能啊!
殊不知就在上個禮拜,在line群組裡跟一位我非常敬重的女老師(算年輕)討論事情時...
我習慣詢問問題時前面先加稱謂,就像...老師,xxxxxxxx
原本應該長這樣的語句,因為自選字的逆襲變成
我:老婆,xxxxxxxx(內文還一本正經)
小弟我完全沒發現,直到...
老師:future4116,老婆不是我哦...
老師:有誰知道samsung怎麼截取螢幕畫面嗎?
我:老師不要截圖啦...
同學A:電源鍵+Home鍵
我:乾 你.....
就這樣,自選字的逆襲被截圖po上FB,瞬間幾百個讚湧入老師FB
超想挖洞鑽進去的...
------------------------我是第二篇分隔線-----------------------------
為了我的問卷,來出賣一下學妹
就在前陣子阿密特的演唱會門票要預售時,學妹也遭受了自選字的逆襲
學妹的男性友人:誒 阿密特的演唱會門票開賣了,要買嗎
學妹原本要打的是:好啊!一起去
逆襲來了!
學妹:好啊!一夜情
學妹男性友人:ヾ(● ▽ ●)ノ
後來演場會是一起去了,至於一x情...我不敢多問了
以下是我的問卷連結,主要也是探討智慧型手機(若連結一已滿,請點選連結二的網址)
連結一:http://www.mysurvey.tw/s/CXndqhXz
連結二:http://www.mysurvey.tw/s/Z8Rp9stX
(p.s若答一題就結束的話,請各位不要驚慌,因為本問卷有過濾題,會篩選目標族群)
統計完畢,去除無效問卷後,將從有效問卷抽出幸運兒
獎品內容如下:(填完請在此留下您的ID,P幣將從中抽出)
P幣1000 x 5名
p幣2000 x 5名
7-11 100元禮券 x 5名
請確實填寫E-mail,中獎者將以E-mail通知。
小弟在此先感謝各位撥空填寫
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