[無言] 原來鳳梨是長在土上！？
騎機車載著我家白痴的腦婆
沿路一直經過鳳梨田
我轉過去說：有鳳梨耶
腦婆竟然回答我：
「為什麼地下的土可以被鳳梨撐開？」
「為什麼地下的土可以被鳳梨撐開？」
「為什麼地下的土可以被鳳梨撐開？」
我說：呃…妳該不會以為鳳梨像地瓜一樣長在土裡吧！？
腦婆竟然回我：不就長在土裡嗎！妳看那個刺刺的頭拔起來就是鳳梨啊！
這是我指向鳳梨田的鳳梨，叫她看清楚，
於是她就不跟我說話了……
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