[無言] I can't speak English

看板StupidClown作者 (blahblah)時間9年前 (2015/04/23 01:06), 編輯推噓60(63推 3噓 11→)
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前幾天搭公車被學校的外國交換生搭訕 劈頭就用英文問，你會講英文嗎 然後就開始了一連串的你問我答 不過最近演變成有點尷尬的情況 反正就是今天又看到他 可是我只能躲他But他眼神就是死盯著我和我朋友們啊！！ 原因就不贅述了XD 跟好友聊到這件事後 她若有所思的說：如果是我，第一句就說I can't speak English. (就不會發生這些後續了) 聽起來很高招耶 嗯 不對啊 你講這句話的同時不就是用英文講嗎XDD -- Sent from my Android -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 140.115.234.35 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/StupidClown/M.1429722375.A.913.html
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04/23 01:16, , 1F
人正真好
04/23 01:16, 1F
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04/23 03:14, , 2F
I don't speak English?
04/23 03:14, 2F
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04/23 03:38, , 3F
My English is poor.
04/23 03:38, 3F
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04/23 04:01, , 4F
哩勒工三__
04/23 04:01, 4F
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04/23 04:35, , 5F
this is a book
04/23 04:35, 5F
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04/23 04:42, , 6F
This is a apple
04/23 04:42, 6F
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04/23 06:20, , 7F
This is a ball.
04/23 06:20, 7F
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04/23 06:38, , 8F
This is a dog
04/23 06:38, 8F
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04/23 06:49, , 9F
This is an apple.
04/23 06:49, 9F
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04/23 06:57, , 10F
This is a dick
04/23 06:57, 10F
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04/23 07:22, , 11F
SHOW ME THE MONEY
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04/23 07:42, , 12F
樓上是打星海1嗎XDDD
04/23 07:42, 12F
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04/23 07:59, , 13F
發發發發發發發伐木工
04/23 07:59, 13F
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04/23 08:01, , 14F
How do you turn this on
04/23 08:01, 14F
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04/23 08:07, , 15F
我都念ikea
04/23 08:07, 15F
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04/23 08:08, , 16F
this is a ass
04/23 08:08, 16F
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04/23 08:16, , 17F
cheese steak Jimmy's
04/23 08:16, 17F
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04/23 08:17, , 18F
This are a food
04/23 08:17, 18F
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04/23 08:24, , 19F
我都唸Costco
04/23 08:24, 19F
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04/23 08:27, , 20F
也許 i'm not good in English比較好
04/23 08:27, 20F
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04/23 08:55, , 21F
How do you turn this on
04/23 08:55, 21F
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04/23 08:57, , 22F
薩克麥迪克
04/23 08:57, 22F
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04/23 09:12, , 23F
推3樓xD
04/23 09:12, 23F
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04/23 09:16, , 24F
認真回 二樓正確解答
04/23 09:16, 24F
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04/23 09:32, , 25F
下次回no speak English
04/23 09:32, 25F
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04/23 09:34, , 26F
No money no English
04/23 09:34, 26F
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04/23 09:35, , 27F
樓上XDDDD
04/23 09:35, 27F
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04/23 09:50, , 28F
Indeed a wise choice
04/23 09:50, 28F
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04/23 09:53, , 29F
ggininder
04/23 09:53, 29F
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04/23 09:56, , 30F
這個讓我想到遇到信用卡推銷的人他一直過來我一直不講稚
04/23 09:56, 30F
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04/23 09:56, , 31F
我們過三秒才一起發現盲點哈哈哈XD
04/23 09:56, 31F
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04/23 10:22, , 32F
may sure gun more
04/23 10:22, 32F
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04/23 10:23, , 33F
How do you turn me on?
04/23 10:23, 33F
噓
04/23 10:27, , 34F
No kao fu shi no sex
04/23 10:27, 34F
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04/23 11:12, , 35F
smart choice
04/23 11:12, 35F
噓
04/23 11:14, , 36F
any album?
04/23 11:14, 36F
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04/23 11:25, , 37F
曾有老外朋友問我: 為什麼你們第一句回話都是
04/23 11:25, 37F
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04/23 11:25, , 38F
My English is poor. ? ^^" 這要我怎麼答呢..
04/23 11:25, 38F
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04/23 11:48, , 39F
How do u turn this onXD世紀帝國都來了
04/23 11:48, 39F
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04/23 12:07, , 40F
我都唸 youtube
04/23 12:07, 40F
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04/23 12:39, , 41F
用中文問他 你聽得懂中文嗎？…
04/23 12:39, 41F
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04/23 13:37, , 42F
ambalamindo
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04/23 13:37, , 43F
whosyourdaddy
04/23 13:37, 43F
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04/23 14:09, , 44F
我都唸Skype
04/23 14:09, 44F
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04/23 14:13, , 45F
我都念cosco
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04/23 14:37, , 46F
我都念Mcdownload
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04/23 14:47, , 47F
我都念ikea
04/23 14:47, 47F
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04/23 15:09, , 48F
How are you ? I am fun.
04/23 15:09, 48F
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04/23 15:41, , 49F
this is a shit
04/23 15:41, 49F
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04/23 15:42, , 50F
すみません、すみません然後快跑
04/23 15:42, 50F
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04/23 15:50, , 51F
咦
04/23 15:50, 51F
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04/23 16:11, , 52F
It's good the drink?
04/23 16:11, 52F
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04/23 16:16, , 53F
over my dead body
04/23 16:16, 53F
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04/23 16:25, , 54F
我都用3F那句耶XD
04/23 16:25, 54F
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04/23 16:39, , 55F
咩休幹某？ 用這句就對了
04/23 16:39, 55F
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04/23 17:37, , 56F
My English is not very well?
04/23 17:37, 56F
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04/23 17:38, , 57F
I study english very hard
04/23 17:38, 57F
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04/23 18:53, , 58F
I hate CCR
04/23 18:53, 58F
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04/23 19:38, , 59F
不會吧這樣講很正常 我去日本第一句話也是學我不懂日文
04/23 19:38, 59F
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04/23 20:18, , 60F
good night
04/23 20:18, 60F
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04/23 20:32, , 61F
I used to speak English like you, then I took an arrow
04/23 20:32, 61F
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04/23 20:33, , 62F
in the knee.
04/23 20:33, 62F
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04/23 20:40, , 63F
樓上應該改成until
04/23 20:40, 63F
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04/23 23:45, , 64F
英語ができない
04/23 23:45, 64F
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04/24 00:25, , 65F
我都說：get the fxxk out
04/24 00:25, 65F
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04/24 02:08, , 66F
說沒內容的英文 厲害
04/24 02:08, 66F
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04/24 05:49, , 67F
不是 I'm not good at English 喔？
04/24 05:49, 67F
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04/24 08:32, , 68F
你可以回答他..this is a pen
04/24 08:32, 68F
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04/24 08:32, , 69F
那它就懂你意思了
04/24 08:32, 69F
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04/24 10:17, , 70F
Money talks
04/24 10:17, 70F
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04/24 11:35, , 71F
撒買地
04/24 11:35, 71F
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04/24 13:15, , 72F
多幫她介紹朋友，就不會只找妳了吧！
04/24 13:15, 72F
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04/24 14:23, , 73F
No no this a dick
04/24 14:23, 73F
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04/24 15:33, , 74F
我男友都說:English no no~
04/24 15:33, 74F
噓
04/24 19:49, , 75F
二樓最好是正解 -_-
04/24 19:49, 75F
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04/25 15:41, , 76F
pollo
04/25 15:41, 76F
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04/26 18:47, , 77F
I can't是指說我爛到說不了,I don't是說我不太講或不太好
04/26 18:47, 77F
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