[大哭] 我買錯了!!(附開箱文)
剛剛課上一半
忽然一陣便意襲來
想到面紙已經用盡尚未補貨
便帶十元隨行
到了第一間廁所門口
看見一台精緻長方體"面紙販賣機"
斗大的兩個字"完售"
失意的我隨即前往下一台
距離上一間廁所約五十公尺處有另一台
"完售"
ㄇㄉ現在是大家都....
算了....
我走往另一棟樓的廁所
這次有兩台比鄰在廁所門口
『沒那麼衰都完售吧!?』我心想
右邊那台"完售"
我差點把手中的十元捏碎
左邊那台.....
.....
.....
"未完售"
喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔!!
我心中那一陣澎湃!!
興奮牽動著我的手指神經雀躍的將十元投入!!
括約肌放鬆了下來準備衝向茅坑!!
http://i.imgur.com/TaheqWS.jpg
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『Gannnnnnnnnn!!!!!』
一道彩虹從神秘的洞口落下
原本的萬丈光芒瞬間絕望
我差點嚇到脫肛....
崩潰◢▆▅▄▃ 崩╰(〒皿〒)╯潰 ▃▄▅▆◣
算了~索性就來個開箱文吧(?)
http://i.imgur.com/Waw7SK3.jpg
看看它正探出頭來
莫名的有萌點(?)
而且我是第一次買
有點興奮
http://i.imgur.com/GA1k8GK.jpg
千呼萬喚始出來RRRRR
還附潤滑這樣只要十元真是太划算了
http://i.imgur.com/ki37PH5.jpg
還有非常貼心的說明書
這是我第一次買這玩意兒
我覺得掉一個Tenga蛋我都比較開心啊啊啊
我問我朋友該怎麼辦
他說:
『留作紀念或等到有機會用到吧...』
聽過很多要買衛生紙卻買成衛生棉的故事
想不到我能買到這更潮的東西
你以為笨點到這就結束了嗎?
再補一笨點
我發文完了我還沒去廁所QAQ
去跟朋友借衛生紙去....
=======3:22pm補圖========
http://i.imgur.com/GQHINYk.jpg
當時太興奮只有看到"販賣中"就腦衝了QAQ
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