[大哭] 轉頭看我的阿伯
以下是我的愛耍小白痴朋友昨晚下班發生的事,第一人稱敘述。
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晚上下班騎車回家,停紅綠燈的時候
有個大概五、六十歲的伯伯轉頭看我,
20年單身的我,心中很害怕,
想起新聞播過惡狼尾隨女子先姦後殺的案件,內心很害怕←小劇場很多
一綠燈馬上催起油門想快點回家,
無奈看著眼前的紅綠燈由黃燈轉紅燈,
不得不停下來(嗚嗚
可怕的阿伯跟上來而且停在我右邊,
轉過頭對我笑了笑,說:
妹妹妳沒有開車燈 是壞了嗎?
天黑沒開燈危險喔。
咦!!!!!!!!!!
此話一出 瞬間愣住尷尬到不行,然後還想起要說謝謝。
一綠燈,阿伯便揚長而去了。
朋友後記:::這世界真是處處有溫情,阿伯好可愛(明明才剛把人家想成惡狼!!!
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阿伯可能原本要左轉結果看到一個笨蛋忘記開燈只好直走提醒她
※ 編輯: hahashah (115.165.204.244), 04/20/2015 11:31:31
※ 編輯: hahashah (115.165.204.244), 04/20/2015 11:34:12
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