[無言] 關於發春這擋事
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小弟首PO，手機排版還請見諒
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昨晚吃完飯回到家，家中和平常一樣充滿著和樂的氣氛，當我正準備融入這和樂的氣氛中
和爸媽聊個兩句時，肚子一陣劇痛！立馬當下奔向廁所解決，然而就在我一瀉千里之際，
我聽到了老爸和老媽間的對話
老爸：聽說米奇最近發春了！（嘲諷樣）只會一直叫一直叫一直叫......
老媽：吼！人家發情讓牠叫一下會死哦！你是沒發過春哦！！！
你是沒發過春哦！
你是沒發過春哦！！
你是沒發過春哦！！！
頓時全家沈默了兩秒......
老爸老媽你們的私生活我不想知道太多阿！！！
附上米奇照
http://i.imgur.com/fwqN4R5.jpg
五樓你發過春嗎？？
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