[童年] 悲劇的撞牆
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原po幼稚園時是個青春無敵小屁孩
http://i.imgur.com/6bLqJhr.jpg
為了在下課休息時間搶當時最夯的
扭扭車如附圖
http://i.imgur.com/80rJtw8.jpg
(我想八九年級生應該不知道這是啥)
總之有一天我終於搶到頭香
就一路騎車帥氣又拉風的扭扭車
晃了校園一整圈
渾然忘我沒聽到打鐘聲響了
然後突然驚覺路上都沒人
才想到應該已經上課了
急衝衝的要把車騎去還
就撞到園長室前的柱子了
就撞到園長室前的柱子了
就撞到園長室前的柱子了
碰的好大聲
原po瞬間暈倒
驚動園長
導師
護士阿姨
當我醒來
頭上腫了跟栗子一樣大的包
又不肯乖乖冰敷
只好打電話給原po的娘親
帶我回醫院
結果沒有腦震盪
只好回家洗洗睡
這輩子大蓋陸續撞過五次柱子
原po居然還活著
五樓你怎麼看?
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