[問卷] 新的肥皂真好洗 (已徵滿)
大家好,我又來分享笨故事了:P
希望大家都可以笑嗨嗨
1.
主角:朋友的男友與男友媽媽
有一天朋友陪男朋友回家,
男友洗好澡後出來跟媽媽說:
「媽,你那塊肥皂真好用!
是在哪裡買的?
我覺得洗起來不錯!」
男友媽回答:
"我們又沒有在用肥皂,
我們都用沐浴乳呀!"
男友丈二金剛摸不著頭緒疑惑的問:
「但是那塊放在浴室的肥皂很好用耶!」
男友媽:
"痾...你是說放在洗手檯上的那塊黃色肥皂嗎?"
男友:
「對呀,不然還有別塊嗎?」
男友媽:
"憨囝仔,那是洗媽媽內衣內褲的啦!"
"憨囝仔,那是洗媽媽內衣內褲的啦!"
"憨囝仔,那是洗媽媽內衣內褲的啦!"
重點是男友還拿來洗臉~
2.
主角:去迪士尼樂園的學姊
學姊去了迪士尼很開心的準備搭人生第一項迪士尼遊樂設施~彼得潘
很開心的搭上飛船以後準備去室內看精緻的彼得潘模型,
正在納悶:恩...室內也未免太暗了吧!?
過了兩三分鐘後才想到
ㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚㄚ X! 我戴了墨鏡呀T T
3.
同學的姐姐的同學N年前的故事
同學姐姐的同學中午下課到學校的便利商店買便當,
結完帳以後店員叫他自己拿到旁邊去微波,
在等微波時有點無聊,
她臨時起意拿了罐飲料去結帳,
怎知要付錢給店員時,
竟找不到自己的錢包,
要拿著錢包的手拿著一個便當.........
她急急忙忙去微波爐拯救燒燙燙的錢包,
心裡想著今天怎麼這麼倒楣呀!
領個錢晚上去大吃一頓發洩一下好了!
於是走向旁邊的提款機,
插入提款卡準備要輸入密碼的時候,
機器竟然告訴她:「卡片無效」
...............怎麼可能?!
她已經用這張卡在這台提款機領了好幾年了阿,
"多試幾次看看好了"
卡片無效、卡片無效、卡片無效、卡片無效..........
鈴~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
提款機突然警鈴大作,旁邊巡邏的校警就立刻衝過來把她架開,
在解釋很久很久終於被人放了以後,
她發現提款卡後面有一行小字...
請勿接近高溫與磁性物體...
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謝謝大家幫忙,已徵滿喲!
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