[大哭] 我剛剛是不是把發泡錠吃下去了
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手機排版不佳抱歉
小弟最近中了流感,賺了幾天假覺得開心
這次醫生開的藥裏很罕見的有發泡錠
醫:這個,是發泡錠,喝起來像橘子汽水口味的
我:要泡水才能喝的那種嘛,我知道
醫:你知道就好,這麼大顆應該不會搞混吧
剛剛吃完晚飯準備嗑藥,習慣性的把要排在一起,放了一杯水在旁邊準備吃藥
丟進嘴裡,吞
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槓我剛剛是不是把發泡錠吞下去了
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默默走到客廳
我:媽,你覺得發泡錠吃下去會怎麼樣嗎
(這時候胃有些漲漲的了
媽:噓,等我講完電話,媽在忙事情
看阿母這種反應應該還好,
就坐在沙發上打開電視
覺得有些不舒服
我:媽,你覺得真的沒事嗎?
媽:沒事啦,噓,大驚小怪
我:真的真的沒事嗎?
媽:你很煩耶RRRRRRR
然後很隨手的往我肚子上一推
準備把嘴巴摀住的手,來不及了
嗝~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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我:看來應該沒事了......
我彷彿聽到我媽電話裡那個不知道是誰在爆笑的聲音
然後阿母一臉死豬樣的瞪著我
其實打嗝這麼大聲挺爽的(x
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