[聽錯] 媽媽與7-11小鮮肉店員的邂逅
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昨天晚上大概11點多
我媽拿著很多帳單去樓下7-11繳費
回到家後發現有兩張漏網之魚
只好不顧天有多黑還是下樓去繳費
來到7-11門口
門口的長椅上坐著一個少年仔(我媽是這樣形容的)
少年仔一邊抽菸
目光轉移到我媽身上
這時,他開口說話了
[寶貝喔?]
媽媽內心的內心戲是
:是在叫我嗎天啊?
:我該怎麼辦?都這麼晚了
:我還是假裝沒聽到趕快衝進去7-11裡面好了裡面比較亮
於是媽媽便假裝沒聽到快步走進7-11
說時遲那時快
那名小鮮肉少年仔竟然追了上來
正當媽媽心裡百感交集不知道該如何是好的時候
小鮮肉少年仔又開口了
[繳費喔?]
說完便快速穿上7-11的背心
母親這時的內心戲除了想大笑以外
還有想找刀殺了自己...
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