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我家有隻鸚鵡
它只要在暗的地方就不敢大便
有次他憋了12小時才拉
老媽怕他這樣會出問題
所以叫我爸早上六點把他放出來
早上六點還睡的正爽
它卻一直鬼吼鬼叫：呱呱 爸爸媽媽
我就回他：幹你娘吵死了
沒想到我才說一次它就學起來了
晚上我媽就問我為啥鳥會罵髒話...
幸好他每次睡覺之後就會忘記了
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