現在流行烤女友來吃嗎?
我媽剛剛叫我去幫她買鹽酥雞
外面下雨已經夠賭爛了
下車買的時候
前面還排了一對情侶
我不反對別人放閃光
但可以不要一直拖時間 我想趕快買完回家
男:BABY你要吃什麼?
女:我不知道誒 怕吃了變胖 變小豬豬
男:如果你變成小豬 也是可愛的小豬
那時候再把你吃掉~
女:你好壞喔~~~不準你吃~~~~~
男:我要吃~~~
女:那你只能吃一口喔
幹 要不要我去旁邊的全聯幫你買烤乳豬的架子
在幫你們買一副刀叉阿
你最好從鼻子開始吃
就每天睡個佛地魔在旁邊算了....
然後半夜說夢話喊著:
Harry potter I want kill you !!!!
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