[無言] 北捷奇人異事
今天坐捷運回家時,突然在車上聽到貓叫:
「喵凹嗚~喵凹嗚~」
叫聲很不自然的強調「凹嗚」兩個音節,我開始四下探詢貓在哪裡?
找了一會兒,發現貓叫聲發自左手邊一對看似大學生的情侶,女生斜倚在男生身上,斷
斷續續發生「喵凹嗚」的叫聲,男生則露出既為難又享受的表情。
怕看太久被貓妖附身,我馬上別開目光裝忙(好恨自己不能假裝滑手機),沒想到隔幾分鐘
,這女的又兵行險招。
「喵凹嗚~喵凹嗚~公~咪咪要喝ㄋㄟㄋㄟ」(咪咪你不能回家再喝嗎?)
「公給咪咪喝ㄋㄟㄋㄟ~咪咪要喝ㄋㄟㄋㄟ~」咪咪反覆在男生身上磨蹭,我真想問咪咪從
小吃什麼長大的?恥力這麼高!
正當我想自戳雙目雙耳,自行終結一切痛苦時,有位穿西裝戴口罩的先生聲如洪鐘道:「
捷運上禁止飲食啦!!」
公和咪咪一聽,立刻從癱軟的坐姿變成正襟危坐,到我下車為止,咪咪再也沒有吵著要喝
ㄋㄟㄋㄟ了,誠心希望咪咪回家能如願以償(祈禱)。
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是請問大大哪~
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